Tumblr (3.0; @the-blair-bitch)http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rubyfruitjumble.tumblr.com/post/134571409717">rubyfruitjumble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poostnight805.tumblr.com/post/134569857735">poostnight805</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine bernie sanders with eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>imagine if we all deleted<br/></p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175171028126http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175171028126Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:33:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/19d80bc119df2ce1dc17311b9cbee400/tumblr_p1izbmiD6G1wpn564o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://momfricker.tumblr.com/post/168932991298/lmaonade-best-tumblr-glitch-of-all-time" class="tumblr_blog">momfricker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/168929126518/best-tumblr-glitch-of-all-time" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>best tumblr glitch of all time </p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41954f7510285c308ff2aa5644c42dcb/tumblr_inline_p1j5z95rxq1ql5lmm_540.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"/></figure></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175170997606http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175170997606Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:31:38 -0400<p><a href="http://pirateherokillian.tumblr.com/post/174632845908/the-inquisition-scmh-just-shower-thoughts" class="tumblr_blog">pirateherokillian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-inquisition-scmh.tumblr.com/post/174231422522/just-shower-thoughts-every-movie-is-set-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">the-inquisition-scmh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/174231290784/every-movie-is-set-in-a-world-where-that-movie" class="tumblr_blog">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist</p></blockquote> <p>False.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="374" data-tumblr-attribution="jet-grind:APkY1Ah630rbUON6hjNo9g:ZRtNpu23i36Iy"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/865702943a7b5eb2fb8d3c23df70dfd6/tumblr_o3jmf1kINC1ramnmyo2_r1_400.gif" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="374"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="parodontosemurphy:vwtBL25GrrxxPubEVG-1Xg:ZacUua2Wkboy-"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca661c009d1c0776dfb581e480843056/tumblr_p6nbylhTdA1x6lumfo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="173" data-orig-width="320"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b958c3d3cf1affa02e0dd541038e6ce/tumblr_inline_p9wt0fLrLl1qafkc6_500.gif" data-orig-height="173" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Mel Brooks out here proving that wrong over and over…</p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964770081http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964770081Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:15:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e533c6bb1d434b64c9754f3f97b5a1b3/tumblr_p4797nE37C1vmwzoyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964704716http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964704716Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:12:26 -0400<p><a href="http://kissestaakoanddraco.tumblr.com/post/174962432081/hanging-out-with-straight-ppl-who-just-do-not-get" class="tumblr_blog">kissestaakoanddraco</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://moonblossom.tumblr.com/post/174962291209/hanging-out-with-straight-ppl-who-just-do-not-get" class="tumblr_blog">moonblossom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bitterfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/173430579110/bitterfuckinglesbian-hanging-out-with-straight" class="tumblr_blog">bitterfuckinglesbian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bitterfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/173428869575/hanging-out-with-straight-ppl-who-just-do-not-get" class="tumblr_blog">bitterfuckinglesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…</p></blockquote> <p>I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …</p> </blockquote> <p>Dude she drove a truck *and* rocked a good flannel</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="565" data-orig-width="470"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3516b814634a42fc7da20ce1ef0b659c/tumblr_inline_pag4aeDNUn1qblhum_540.png" data-orig-height="565" data-orig-width="470"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="534" data-orig-width="470"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/80620470d7ac6e4b2c22e35c778e8c48/tumblr_inline_pag4al2GH01qblhum_540.png" data-orig-height="534" data-orig-width="470"/></figure><p>Lesbian icon <br/></p></blockquote> <p>I know its why im gay</p></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964673346http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964673346Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:11:05 -0400<p><a href="http://xyinx.tumblr.com/post/174950308613/thegaymerist-hows-your-summer-hows" class="tumblr_blog">xyinx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegaymerist.tumblr.com/post/147671302284">thegaymerist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“how’s your summer?”<br/></p> <figure data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/620857e5015d9acbe5d5453bcb1a8a43/tumblr_oaktrwjRUP1shsenao6_250.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“how’s was work?”^</p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964640706http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964640706Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:09:46 -0400<p><a href="http://thetalkingcrocus.tumblr.com/post/154434836276/consulting-khanberbatch-so-i-went-to-the-zoo" class="tumblr_blog">thetalkingcrocus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-khanberbatch.tumblr.com/post/74127980496/so-i-went-to-the-zoo-yesterday-and-saw-the-cutest">consulting-khanberbatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever</p> <p>and then i checked their names</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="667" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02d4d7866d895816981a4c9590dc7df1/tumblr_inline_mzs741tqVS1swo0b9.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53aa8009559cf3677d2e30c9cf6249a5/tumblr_inline_pabsqsiVwv1t6s5jk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="667" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02d4d7866d895816981a4c9590dc7df1/tumblr_inline_mzs741tqVS1swo0b9.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD</p> <p>EXCEPT kEVIN</p> <p>WHY</p> <p>WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be3c1e2904900a1167479b6122e2e4fb/tumblr_inline_oi3n3nRJOD1qhn7sh_540.png" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964634861http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964634861Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:09:30 -0400<p><a href="https://coolcatgroup.tumblr.com/post/172444038971/i-meant-to-type-cat-smirk-in-google-images-but-it" class="tumblr_blog">coolcatgroup</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/398c1a219a5039f6093fe2b1e36bf443/tumblr_inline_p6ger25ZQ51ukoi7g_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="183" data-orig-width="276"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d35184d19583c40583074ccda8d55095/tumblr_inline_p6ger2oh691ukoi7g_500.jpg" data-orig-height="183" data-orig-width="276"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="930" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c0e82f612840c95b9cea4a3b70f7841/tumblr_inline_p6ger2eOPh1ukoi7g_500.png" data-orig-height="930" data-orig-width="650"/></figure><p>Smork smork </p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964576621http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174964576621Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:07:03 -0400<p><a href="http://shmidny.tumblr.com/post/174794098899/country-roads-take-me-home-to-the-place-i" class="tumblr_blog">shmidny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Country roads</p> <h2>Take me home</h2> <p>To the place</p> <h2>I belooong~</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="634" data-orig-width="639"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08cf02aae189f2c82437b738cd9ec047/tumblr_inline_pa68nwot5Y1rm7t3w_640.jpg" data-orig-height="634" data-orig-width="639"/></figure><h1>WEST VIRGINIA</h1> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174850867371http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174850867371Wed, 13 Jun 2018 08:48:13 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75f099fa854d7627fc73562041bab765/tumblr_p3mff76Qz11vd7ay0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174839908281http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174839908281Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:00:57 -0400<p><a href="https://a-skull-of-roses.tumblr.com/post/174585543379/some-cryptic-advice" class="tumblr_blog">a-skull-of-roses</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Read Out Loud For The Ghosts To Hear Too. They Just Want To Feel Joy And Relive Lives And Adventure.</p></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174791244516http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174791244516Mon, 11 Jun 2018 12:33:26 -0400<p><a href="http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/174775021779/scissors-are-two-knives-that-cooperate-with-each" class="tumblr_blog">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Scissors are two knives that cooperate with each other.</p></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174791228066http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174791228066Mon, 11 Jun 2018 12:32:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5f1336f7e5008d3e6dc945a4be0061a/tumblr_o8kigjov2B1rkfc8wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753527141http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753527141Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:24:03 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/af5cab4f1cebc8748426745eca09883e/tumblr_own6i2o58B1vnus1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://maccreadork.tumblr.com/post/165588596212/todd-howard-just-murdered-me" class="tumblr_blog">maccreadork</a>:</p><blockquote><p>todd howard just murdered me</p></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753434591http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753434591Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:19:26 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d40b79b43176651903' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p4j6t6hf3R1uaenax_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":2,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p4j6t6hf3R1uaenax_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/video_file/t:9FTe3HWHtI34KKBcKIN2MQ/174753430261/tumblr_p4j6t6hf3R1uaenax" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://alexander.tumblr.com/post/174711522843/hidinghalfofmyself-me-when-someone-has-a" class="tumblr_blog">alexander</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://hidinghalfofmyself.tumblr.com/post/171148873674/me-when-someone-has-a-legitimate-criticism-of-me" class="tumblr_blog">hidinghalfofmyself</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> Me, when someone has a legitimate criticism of me and asks me to take responsibilities for my actions: <br/></p><p>Source: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYHKYDJkxS0">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYHKYDJkxS0</a> </p></blockquote> <p>the equivalent to:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="da-pun-master:bzdCALUy_W8tJsZVobMsJg:ZkRPkg2In2Rkb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7868ba265f63f81d02060ea5e97c4846/tumblr_olswh3fCkY1vxyxe2o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753430261http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753430261Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:19:13 -0400<p><a href="http://graceebooks.tumblr.com/post/173596660187/vegan-gore-graceebooks-today-my-diet-has" class="tumblr_blog">graceebooks</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://vegan-gore.tumblr.com/post/173595379685/graceebooks-today-my-diet-has-consisted-of-five" class="tumblr_blog">vegan-gore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://graceebooks.tumblr.com/post/173595114407/today-my-diet-has-consisted-of-five-guys-and" class="tumblr_blog">graceebooks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever</p></blockquote> <p>u ate…… 5 whole people……..</p> </blockquote> <p>6 counting popeye </p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753375011http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753375011Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:16:31 -0400<p><a href="https://alexander.tumblr.com/post/174711538533/scandiumsky-i-dont-have-thousands-of-followers" class="tumblr_blog">alexander</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://scandiumsky.tumblr.com/post/174711208592/i-dont-have-thousands-of-followers-on-here" class="tumblr_blog">scandiumsky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I don’t have thousands of followers on here because I’m funny or interesting, I’ve just been reblogging and posting shit nonstop for 6 years straight and that’s what happens.</p></blockquote> <p>wow what a mood</p></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753315171http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753315171Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:13:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7051be62a082f302c55d930a3af789/tumblr_p8hcc1OCjT1uaturvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dogsenpai.tumblr.com/post/174005034259/dogsenpai" class="tumblr_blog">dogsenpai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dogsenpai.tumblr.com/post/173997952394" class="tumblr_blog">dogsenpai</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="242" data-orig-width="592"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/257337fbd9e108bddc84919b87bbfe3d/tumblr_inline_p8w356fFtP1ty6c3q_540.png" data-orig-height="242" data-orig-width="592"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="242" data-orig-width="602"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/faed9323c2cd55ffd19369eae5c33a31/tumblr_inline_p8wfzdzW1u1ty6c3q_540.jpg" data-orig-height="242" data-orig-width="602"/></figure></blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753289356http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753289356Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:12:16 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b81522073b3ed90ad08edbd195cab7bc/tumblr_oopc9gAO5L1t4spjzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onlyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/173114763261/the-pesci-mode-calellon-foxyou-too-external" class="tumblr_blog">onlyblackgirl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-pesci-mode.tumblr.com/post/172274753622/calellon-foxyou-too-external-stimuli-by" class="tumblr_blog">the-pesci-mode</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://calellon.tumblr.com/post/171972646705/foxyou-too-external-stimuli-by-byoungho-kim" class="tumblr_blog">calellon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foxyou-too.tumblr.com/post/159815918504/external-stimuli-by-byoungho-kim" class="tumblr_blog">foxyou-too</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>External Stimuli by Byoungho Kim </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="331"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54de124ade244a4bc3ac0d6b0a1843f1/tumblr_inline_p5r3opgQAE1qhyowb_540.gif" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="331"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/812e6c9f2309ccf0a178f96732dc0ce6/tumblr_inline_p67ctnPQnC1sbbo97_500.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is an advanced joke. </p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753278891http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753278891Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:11:44 -0400<p><a href="http://acoolguy.tumblr.com/post/174620854435/hungwy-someone-in-my-group-chat-just-said-theyd" class="tumblr_blog">acoolguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hungwy.tumblr.com/post/174620104223/someone-in-my-group-chat-just-said-theyd-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">hungwy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Someone in my group chat just said theyd Fuck thanos so tumblr is my new group chat. Hey every one</p></blockquote> <p>and you think things will be better here?</p> </blockquote>http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753262976http://the-blair-bitch.tumblr.com/post/174753262976Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:10:55 -0400