rubyfruitjumble:

poostnight805:

imagine bernie sanders with eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man

imagine if we all deleted

(Source: blairkitsch)

pirateherokillian:

the-inquisition-scmh:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist

False.

Originally posted by jet-grind

Originally posted by parodontosemurphy

Mel Brooks out here proving that wrong over and over…

kissestaakoanddraco:

moonblossom:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Dude she drove a truck *and* rocked a good flannel

Lesbian icon 

I know its why im gay

xyinx:

thegaymerist:

“how’s your summer?”

“how’s was work?”^

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

(Source: mangocarta)

coolcatgroup:

I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork

Smork smork

shmidny:

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA